This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with offers for useless products. How am I supposed to filter all this garbage? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a real email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, enough is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your lame advertisements for things I don't even need. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- This has gone too far.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
End This Damn Spam You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm tired with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your junk. This is get more info your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? You better believe it.
Drop Dead With Your Spammy Texts
You think you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your hoax. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Drop Dead With Your Spammy Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.